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Feb
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
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Feb
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Feb
Project 1012
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Feb
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Feb
Even though he was completely unknown just over a week ago, Jeremy Lin has almost single-handedly revived the New York Knicks, driving up ticket prices and even stock values at Madison Square Garden.
10
Feb
Client: Hey, I want to cancel the project so If you could just give me a full refund of my non-refundable deposit and we’ll both go our separate ways
Me: I’m afraid the non-refundable deposit can’t be returned.
Client: What? Why?
Me: It’s non-refundable.
Client: Well I didn’t know that!
20-year-old British bartender who wants to take the condom where no man has gone before (no, not space).
FAST COMPANY: So this all began with a series of bad dates…
RICHARD PESSALL: I went out with a couple of friends and I met these two twins, who were absolutely gorgeous. One of them really hit it off with me, and the next week we went out to a club. I used to breakdance with my friends back in high school. So I go down on the floor, I go to a handstand, and my heel connects to her face, and I knock her onto the floor. I’ve never felt so bad in my life. Her twin comes over and takes her to the bathroom, and while she’s in the bathroom I go to the bar, and this girl says, “I saw that, are you alright?” I end up getting her number as well. We ended up going on a date, and things were going really well. But then she got a phone call. She said, “Richard, I’m so sorry, but I’ve got to go.” This girl was 19, and she’d already had a child. She had to go back and pay the babysitter. I thought, “This is a joke, this can’t be happening.”
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Jan
Yep, looks accurate. [via The Frisky]
Uh, Brooklyn trumps Portland no matter how cheap the rent is there because there are actually PEOPLE OF COLOR HERE. (says someone who lived in PDX for over five years during the crucial era of ‘99-‘04). PORTLAND IS, sez the 2010 census, the whitest city in America
Hipster dudes don’t wear skinny jeans anymore (at least in BK, not sure about Portland), so please take that off the “101 Cheap & Easy Hipster Jokes” list, thanks.
Portland Vs Brooklyn